Cantaloupe is an evil bastard. It’s secretly the principal ingredient of every fruit salad I’ve ever purchased. Those a-hole fruit salad makers put the premium fruits (strawberry, kiwi, and grape) right on the top for all to see. But then, below the surface is an endless pit of cubed cantaloupe. It’s a trick and a sham. If I’m going to be tricked by a food, it may as well be delicious, like Cracklin Oat Bran (which is a junk food, trust me. Just look at the label).
– anti-inflammatory phytonutrients (google what that means – this ain’t a health site)
– cantaloupe is a dirty, conspiring, little liar and I hate it
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