Halloween Retrospective – Ep. 78

The guys take a deep breath and provide a heartfelt retrospective of Halloween 2016, and Halloweens past.

  • The episode starts with, what else, a spooooooky story from Hugh.
  • Then, the guys offer an expert take on the Halloween candy spectrum of quality. What’s the best candy to get, and what’s the worst? (see below for an even more in-depth and amazing ranking).
  • TWO new live cauldron recordings from Rod the Ripper.
  • Finally, a time warp classic back to our very first Halloween episode.

Which of our kids’ Halloween Trick or Treating candy should we eat next? 66 of our treats ranked (give or take – with some insight from friends and family).

Tier 1
1. Any Full Sized candy (not pictured because we ate it)
2. Cheetos
3. Lays Sour Cream and Onion
Tier 2 (Fun sizes)
4. Snickers Almond
5. Butterfinger
6. Snickers
7. KitKat
8. Peanut Butter M&Ms
9. Peanut M&Ms
10. Plain M&Ms
11. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
12. Pretzel M&Ms
13. Crispy M&Ms
14. Candy Corn
15. Oh Henry
16. Baby Ruth
17. Almond Joy
18. Mounds
19. Skittles
20. Skittles Wild Berry
21. Milky Way
22. Milky Way Caramel
23. Yoohoo Candy
24. Heath
25. 3 Musketeers
26. Charleston Chew bites
27. Crunch Bar
28. Hershey’s Bar
29. Twizzlers short/wide
30. Twizzlers long/narrow
31. Rolo
32. Jelly Bellys
33. Large Sour Gummy
34. Cracker Jacks
35. Milk Duds
Tier 3 (Bite Sized)
36. Mini Reese’s Cup
37. Twix
38. Snickers
39. Hershey’s
40. Krackel
41. Milky Way
42. Dots
43. KitKat (very small)
44. Starburst duo Regular
45. Starburst duo Tropical
Tier 4 (Inferior But Edible)
46. Tootsie Fruit Flavored Cherry
47. Tootsie Fruit Flavored Lime
48. Smarties
49. Whoppers
50. Starburst single Cherry
51. Starburst single Strawberry
52. Starburst single Orange
53. Starburst single Lemon
Tier 5 (will remain uneaten until late November)
54. Tootsie Roll (fat)
55. Tootsie Roll (long and thin)
56. Tootsie Roll (mini)
57. Utz Pretzels
58. Blow Pop
59. Strawberry Tootsie Pop
60. Chocolate Tootsie Pop
61. Pineapple Tootsie Pop
62. Pineapple Dum Dum
63. Raspberry Dum Dum
Tier 6 (late night, last ditch, desperation candy)
64. Jolly Rancher Stick
65. Mini Gobstoppers
66. Now and Later